Why You Should Own a Jerkoff Car

If you’re not familiar with this LaCrosse slang term, it is a way of masturbating. It is also the slang term for driving while intoxicated. There are several reasons why you should own a jerkoff car. Here are a few.

LaCrosse slang term for masturbation

Buick LaCrosse is set to be renamed in Canada. General Motors officials have learned the word “LaCrosse” is Quebec slang for masturbation. They are working on a new name for the car, which will replace the Buick Regal next year.

French Canadians and Quebecers may not be pleased with the name. It’s not difficult to pronounce, but it’s still a slang term for masturbation in the French-speaking part of Canada. The name has similar implications in other countries. The name pinto in Brazil, for instance, was not well received because the slang term pinto meant masturbation.

Public safety campaign

The South Dakota Office of Highway Safety needed to tell motorists what to do when they hit an icy patch on the road. To do so, they created a cartoon video and billboard campaign that urged drivers to slow down and let people in front of them pass. The video included the punchline “Besides, nobody likes a jerk.” The campaign’s message was a bit controversial, as some thought it was some sort of perverted joke.

Initially, the phrase was meant to scare drivers away from jerking the steering wheel while driving on slippery roads. However, after complaints about the double meaning of the phrase, South Dakota officials axed the campaign. They later said that the phrase was deliberately designed to provoke debate and get a good intentioned message trending.