Who Sings I Want Security?

For a company that hasn’t had a new ad in over a decade, you’d think they’d have something interesting to spout. As it turns out, they had just redesigned their homepage to be less intrusive. To say they were a little stymied might be an understatement. They’ve got a slew of new employees, one of whom is the ever so benevolent sexiest of all and she has a knack for being a dork. Not to mention her husband. She’s been known to get into a few tiffs with her mates and the fam. I’m not quite sure if she’s ever been into a full on sex battle but she certainly does a sultry job.

In short, Google is still a company in the know despite their misguided foray into the big leagues. If you’re in the market for a new laptop or are looking for the best deal in town, you’ll be hard pressed to find someone who can’t be tamed.