The Guy With the Biggest Net Worth in the World

Apparently, the guy has a 450-acre ranch in Napa Valley, California, and is the proud parent of two smarmy kids. Clearly, he is no slouch when it comes to food and drink. Amongst other things, he has a ginornic array of restaurants and a tequila line to boot. So, it’s no wonder that he’s on the sexiest of man lists. He was also lucky enough to be given the nod in the annual Golden State Warriors basketball team awards banquet. Luckily, he doesn’t have to worry about the aforementioned thugs in his backyard. The one and only downside is that he’s forced to schlep his bêteshons to the opposing conference room in lieu of a prime-time home game.

Whether or not he actually presides over the throne in the next couple of years is anyone’s guess.